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Posted on 14th Jan at 1:28 AM, with 98,442 notes

indiepunks:

iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

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we americans think this is normal but once someone from literally anywhere else points this out we’re like. ah. damn

Posted on 14th Jan at 1:27 AM, with 368,288 notes

99precincts:

that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

Posted on 12th Jan at 6:52 PM, with 91,863 notes

strictlyquadrilateral:

fabulousairpirate:

strictlyquadrilateral:

earlier today i was nonverbal for a bit but no one was around except the cats, so i signed at molly that she’s a good cat and she. immediately started purring. this cat knows too much. i live in fear that someday s

the cat killed op

#false she merely sat down on the keyboard and hit the post button prematurely

Posted on 11th Jan at 2:25 PM, with 23,481 notes
that-twink-over-there:
“ humoristics:
“the most wholesome interaction credit
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I love her ❤
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that-twink-over-there:

humoristics:

the most wholesome interaction

credit

I love her ❤

Posted on 11th Jan at 2:24 PM, with 161,820 notes
brvdlvy:
“tasteslikecoconutandmetal:
“commandtower-solring-go:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“Can I please get a new nurse?
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how is this a universal experience?
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male high school bullies: become cops
female high school bullies: become nurses
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wow. my...
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brvdlvy:

tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

commandtower-solring-go:

whitepeopletwitter:

Can I please get a new nurse?

how is this a universal experience?

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

wow. my sister.

Posted on 11th Jan at 2:24 PM, with 20,142 notes

punkfaery:

book legolas is pretty cool but film legolas reminds me of one of those incredibly beautiful, incredibly stupid long haired pedigree dogs that you sometimes see in grooming parlours having their claws painted purple. like you could just pick him up and look into his eyes and there would be nothing going on behind them. film legolas has the elvish version of elevator music playing in his head at all times and i honestly love it

Posted on 11th Jan at 2:23 PM, with 327,988 notes

brimalandro:

Me: *Watching video tutorial*

Person in the video: Heyyyyyyy… Everybodyy… Todayyyy I will show you how to…

Me: HURRY THE FUCK UP

Posted on 11th Jan at 2:22 PM, with 37,621 notes

princesconsuela:

Friends foreshadowing its celeb guest stars

Posted on 11th Jan at 2:17 PM, with 212,318 notes

everchanging-flower:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

Posted on 11th Jan at 2:08 PM, with 19,941 notes

youngsamberg:

It was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler, a fellow Bay Area native.

Posted on 11th Jan at 2:02 PM, with 640 notes

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

Pick up ‘artists’ are all creepy nonces. Pass it on.

BBC The Social have just covered this creepy cunt.

If you’re in Glasgow and see him, be sure to head in the other direction or give him a swift kick to the balls.

Police Scotland have issued a statement after this video came to light.

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There have been numerous examples posted on twitter of young women some as young as 16 reporting been approached by this creepy fuck.

Buchanan Galleries, St Enochs Centre, and numerous pubs and clubs in Glasgow have been notified and have informed their security to watch out for him and his group of scumbags.

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